Funny dating advice columns

This can also be a great option for separating words.

Here’s an example of capitalization and spelling gone horribly wrong.

Who It’s For: Are you a guy interested in getting better results from online dating?Here are a couple more examples using romantic clichés with a twist: • Mike In Shining Armor from the cliché Knight in Shining Armor. John Vice: Does this guy have a vice like a drug problem?• Happily Ever Adam from the cliché Happily Ever After. Demon Wrath: Ummmm (you can draw your conclusion) Da Gift2Womens: Yo Yo, will dis gangsta ask her on a date den pop some caps?Be my guest to email the guy and tell him his username sucks. When I first saw this username I thought it said something about murder! The word This name still comes off a bit pompous but you see how properly using capitalization and spelling can make a name clear.Using a rhyme is a great way to create a username that’s memorable. I still remember that damn freezer bag slogan — Don’t get mad, get GLAD.This synergy has made my dating life crazy awesome. To go from not being able to get a date, to being able to attempt 150 Dates in 1 Year is a big difference. So that’s where we’ll start and why I created The Complete Online Dating Username Guide: A Step By Step Guide For Creating Your Own Irresistible Username. Girls take about 3 seconds to decide to check you out or to move on to the next guy. Here is an example of what a girl sees when she’s searching – The username is right at the top. You didn’t put much thought into your username — but it’s your first impression, so don’t sabotage your online dating with a bla username!There’s an online epidemic of username suckyness going on that’s about to get cured for the Doc’s group of kick-ass gents. When a girl is browsing profiles or checking through her messages deciding which guy to click on — there’s a problem. Your username is one of the first things a girl sees online. I surveyed 10 girls that use online dating and they all agreed.you wouldn’t go on a date wearing swimming trunks, a dress shirt and boots right?You want everything matching, looking good & working together.Natalie says: “When I’m window shopping for guys online, I pass over 99% of them. Just look at this guy – Lover Boy69 – he’s cute but that name…(She shakes her head and rolls her eyes in disappointment) I wouldn’t even look at his profile.