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She even ad-libbed a few lines that ended up making the final cut.

"She was really willing to go there and added her own lines.

"And to put all those rumours to rest, I am not broke. "I'm looking for a compatible mate who's looking for a night on the town, as long as he or she is driving of course; likes ankle monitoring bracelets, and doesn't have family members quick to issue restraining orders...

"So if you think you can handle a redhead with a bit of sass...

You can find me on the cover of Us Weekly,”cause I’m ”so alone”,” she added.Lindsay Lohan: I'm looking for a compatible mate who Lindsay Lohan: likes a night out on the town, Lindsay Lohan: as long as he or she is driving, of course, Lindsay Lohan: likes ankle monitoring Lindsay Lohan: bracelets, and doesn't have family Lindsay Lohan: members quick to issue restraining orders.Lindsay Lohan: The perfect mate loves long Lindsay Lohan: walks on the beach, car chases on the Lindsay Lohan: PCH, antiquing, and uh passing out in Lindsay Lohan: Cadillac Escalades.So, if you think Lindsay Lohan: you can handle a redhead with a little Lindsay Lohan: bit of sass, Lindsay Lohan: and by that I mean a redhead that's crazy, Lindsay Lohan: I mean, don't pretend like you Lindsay Lohan: don't know me. Lindsay Lohan: We'll crash a few parties, a car Lindsay Lohan: or two, but at the end of the day, Lindsay Lohan: I promise you I never lose my Google Lindsay Lohan: hits, just my underwear.You can reach Lindsay Lohan: me at 612679, or Lindsay Lohan: you can find me on the cover of Lindsay Lohan: Us Weekly, because I'm so alone.In the clip, Lohan claims she's "looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with — or at least my probation with" and pokes fun at her oft-covered love life, run-ins with the law, and rather prodigious partying, laughing that she's "a workaholic, a shopaholic and, according to the state of California, an alcoholic." The clip has been viewed more than 825,000 times in less than 24 hours, making it not only a smart career move for Lohan, but a certified Internet sensation. But what you don't know is how the video came to be."Lindsay had decided she wanted to do something, so she got in touch with Will Ferrell's agent, and the first call I got was last Wednesday night," Mike Farah, who co-produced the video for Funny or Die, told MTV News.Lindsay Lohan has poked fun at her wildchild reputation and split from girlfriend Samantha Ronson in a spoof dating advert for Will Ferrell's comedy website Funny Or The Mean Girls star is a regular in the tabloids and gossip columns, thanks to a tumultuous personal life, a string of drink driving arrests and three stints in rehab in recent years.The joke about 'car chases on the PCH,' the line about 'never losing her Google hits, just her underwear,' that was all her," Farah laughed."She really thought this would be a perfect platform to take back her story, to be funny and self-deprecating.